So, it turns out I actually have a reader - my bro Kip. I was seriously considering letting this flounder for a couple of weeks, but hey, you can't leave the readers disappointed. So, a couple days late, here's a roundup of NFL week 1.
Gotta start with the Seahawks game.
Seahawks 20, Buccaneers 6.
Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to watch this one. I don't think I've seen a Seahawks opening game since I moved away from Seattle. Still, I've probably spent as much time reading about this game after-the-fact as I would have from just watching it. The Seahawks didn't do much, though they've never been a quick-starter under Holmgren. It's certainly a better performance than last year's opener in Detroit. Hasselbeck had a quietly-consistent game, Alexander got 100 yards, and the defense was gangbusters. The only injury was the high ankle sprain to DJ Hackett, which is a tough loss, but the Seahawks have plenty of depth at wide receiver, and I'm excited to see what Ben Obomanu can do. One last observation: The Seahawks played average at best, yet I haven't heard anybody say, "the true test of a good team is being able to win even when they don't play well." Right. Yet I heard that all the time about San Francisco the next day. Here's the difference between those teams: Seattle is established, San Francisco wants to be.
Seahawks stock: Even. They didn't do anything to put themselves in the league's top 5 or below the league's top 10.
The scariest part for the Bucs is that Cadillac Williams and Jeff Garcia got knocked out of the game. Not that I expected Williams to actually make it through the year without getting injured, but I at least expected him to make a couple games. Galloway seems to have aged well. If they win anything this year, it will be on the back of their defense.
Buccaneers stock: Even. The Bucs lost on the road to the Seahawks. Big surprise.
Now, the Seahawks opponents in the NFC West.
49ers 20, Cardinals 17.
This was such an ugly game. Yeah, I actually watched the entire thing, and the only thing that kept me watching was the comfort in knowing every mistake made further locked up the NFC West for the Seahawks in my mind. Mike times 3 talked about the game being more about good defenses than bad offenses. Naw. The only offensive player that looked talented in the slightest was Frank Gore. Alex Smith couldn't do anything until that last drive, and if he plays like that against the Seahawks he won't have a chance at a last drive. The Cardinals o-line still needs work. The Niners receivers are crap. (did you see Darryl Jackson let the touchdown pass go right through his arms? Yeah, that's Darryl). I don't fear either of these teams, for the moment at least. Both are young and could get better as the year goes on. Luckily we get the Cardinals next week.
49ers stock: Falling. There's a reason they're called 'Sleepers' - they haven't proven anything yet, and they still haven't.
Cardinals stock: Falling, though just slightly. I thought the Cardinals might experience a bounce just from changing coaches. Guess they still have a ways to go.
Panthers 27, Rams 13.
The biggest story from this game, other than the Rams getting beat down at home, is that they lost Orlando Pace for the year (placed on IR today). The Rams were an upstart team last year, then they lost Orlando Pace (and lost to the Seahawks), and proceeded to tank. The Rams don't have a viable backup, and now Bulger's blindside is going to be at risk all year. So why did the Rams get beat so badly? Because their defense is horrible. Blah blah blah Adam Carriker blah blah blah. This team can't cover receivers, can't stop the run, and is just plain bad. I didn't buy the Rams at the start of the preseason, but then everybody talked about how their defense would be fine, so I bought in. I'm back to selling.
I'm not sure what I think about the Panthers. I thought they'd be decent this year (around 8-9 wins), largely because it would be tough to have as many injuries this year. Steve Smith dominated, but it was the Rams.
Rams stock: falling. You can't win shootouts when your offense doesn't score.
Panthers stock: holding. With as bad as the Saints looked, the Panthers could possibly challenge for the division title. I've got to see more though.
NFC games.
Green Bay 16, Philadelphia 13.
How does Phili always lose games like this? Giants in week 2 last year. I think it was Tampa that beat them with a 60 (or so) yard field goal last year as well. Phili can't lose games like this if they're going to challenge for the NFC title. Granted, it was essentially two plays that cost Phili this game, but they still only scored 13 points. They have to do more now that their offense is getting old.
If I were a Packers fan, I don't think I'd be too excited this week. I'd feel lucky we stole a game, optimistic about our young defense, and incredibly worried about our offense. Green Bay has no running game, and they'd better find a second receiver after Donald Driver.
Eagles stock: Falling. You have to win these games to be (NFC) elite.
Packers stock: Holding. Just like I thought - good defense, bad offense.
Vikings 24, Falcons 3.
This score shocked me, but maybe it shouldn't have. It's going to be a long year for the Falcons. The Vikings were my pick for worst team in the league, and they beat the Falcons by three touchdowns. Adrian Peterson looks incredible. I'm sure Vikings fans are happy Chester Taylor got hurt. I was a Peterson denier all through his college days, but this guy is the real deal. The Falcons? I really want to see Joey Harrington do well, I really do. But he got all of the #1 reps in the preseason and still threw no touchdowns and two picks against the Vikings. Not promising.
Vikings stock: Rising. No team with Adrian Peterson can be the worst in the league, not even one led by Tavaris Jackson.
Falcons stock: Falling. Currently #2 in the chase for the first pick of the 2008 draft.
Redskins 16, Dolphins 13.
To mediocre teams go to overtime and the home teams wins by 3. That's the story of this game. Neither team is making the playoffs this year. Clinton Portis' game was the one bright spot for the Redskins. Why are people going crazy over Antoine Randel El's 'amazing' game? 54 of his yards came on a luck hail mary at the end of the game which, by the way, meant nothing because he didn't get into the endzone. Ronnie Brown continued sucking. How was he taken 2nd overall? Trent Green actually had a decent game by the numbers, but I have no idea how he actually played.
Redskins stock: Falling, slightly. I thought this team might make it out of the NFC East basement. This win wasn't impressive.
Dolphins stock: Holding. Didn't expect much, didn't see much.
Lions 36, Raiders 21.
What happened to the vaunted Raiders defense? The Lions laid 36 big ones on them. So what does that mean? Do the Lions have a great offense? I was getting highlights of this game while watching a real game (Chargers-Bears) and it looked sloppy. Kitna threw for three touchdowns, but also had two picks. That's about par for the course. McCown had a respectable game, other than the two interceptions and three fumbles (luckily none of them lost).
Lions stock: Holding. 36 points on anybody is a big deal. Let's see how they do against the Packers and the Bears - two defenses that performed well this weekend.
Raiders stock: Holding. McCown did better than expected. Did they have 21 points in any game last year? At least they can put up a fight.
Chargers 14, Bears 3.
Now here's a real game. Except that it was almost as tough to watch as a preseason game. Both offenses were completely inept, and the Chargers ultimately pulled away on a trick play (though the Tomlinson-throws-a-touchdown-play really shouldn't be considered a trick anymore, because everybody has seen it, yet it still works every time, especially against an overzealous-against-the-run Bears defense). Unlike the 49ers-Cardinals game, this actually was a game with two very good defenses. The Bears completely shut down Tomlinson, and apparently Rivers can only throw to Antonio Gates. The 2007 Chargers are going to be this year's 2006 Patriots - winning despite their receivers. Rivers looked frustrated all day. Sophomore slump? This game didn't do much to boost my confidence that Rivers can win a game when Tomlinson is off.
Of course, any game where the Bears tank offensively is a fun game to watch. The Bears three-headed monster of Grossman, Benson, and the other Adrian Peterson all fumbled. 80 yards rushing, 122 yards receiving, and one interception for sexy Rexy. And their new offensive weapon Devin Hester? No touches. The Bears won a ton of games last year on special teams and turnover differential. Hester did nothing (definite sophomore slump here, because nobody will actually kick to him). The Bears were negative in turnover differential, and Mike Brown, their safety who had an interception and a recovered fumble, is out for the year. So is their NT Dvoracek. The Bears are hurting.
Chargers stock: Falling, slightly. Before this game, they were in the class of the Colts and Patriots. Now they're just a little behind.
Bears stock: Holding: I'd put them as falling, except their offense and defense played pretty much as I expected. Maybe falling in upcoming weeks if those defensive injuries are impactful.
Cowboys 45, Giants 35.
I watched this game as well - it was all hype. Both of these teams have horrible defenses. Romo looks like a poor man's Grossman, except that he has two once-great receivers and a good tight end. Marion Barber is a hell of a running back, yet Julius Jones always gets more carries. The Cowboys offense looks to be pretty good, but their defense is going to hold them back. Plaxico Burress absolutely torched their secondary. Granted they didn't have Newman, but there's hardly solace in knowing he's going to have to come back from Plantar Faciitus. Oh, and that great addition in Ken Hamlin? Same-old same-old - talking crap and getting burned deep. Yeah, we miss him.
I have a little more sympathy for the Giants, who have just been wrecked with injuries. Losing Brandon Jacobs is tough, but that Ward kid looks promising. Manning needs to throw to the other Steve Smith more. That guy is money.
Cowboys stock: Falling. No way do they compete for the NFC East title with that defense. I think they lost at least one key guy on defense for the year.
Giants stock: Holding. Good enough to not get a high draft pick.
Finally, the AFC games.
Broncos 15, Buffalo 14
This game came in second to the real story of this game - Everett's neck injury, which initially looked bleak, but not looks hopeful. Best wishes to Everett and his family, and a speedy recovery.
The game itself was an absolute heartbreaker for Buffalo. Denver is a good opponent, and Buffalo had an incredible chance to pull off the upset (I'm assuming they were a home 'dog), and it got snatched away at (literally) the last second. As inconceivable as it may seem now, this could be the game that keeps Buffalo from even competing for a wildcard spot. I think Buffalo has enough talent to be a fringe contender, but they were going to need some luck to get into the playoffs. Besides the obvious loss in the standings, the Bills have also lost the head-to-head tiebreaker to the Broncos, whom they will be competing with for a wildcard spot. On top of that, the Bills are a young team and a loss like this could zap their spirit for a game or two, making their next two games extra dangerous. The Bills will have to do all they can to bounce back next week or their season could be over before it starts.
I'd unload on Denver after a poorly played game like this except that they did exactly the same thing last year in an opening loss to the Rams. The Broncos missed the playoffs by a game last year. This year they won this game. At the very least, this is a sign of progress. Jay Cutler threw the ball well, Travis Henry had a monster Broncos debug, as did Javon Walker. I didn't see this game, and now that I'm looking Denver's stats of 304 yards passing, 171 yards rushing, and only one offensive turnover, how on earth did they only score 15 points? Elam missed two kicks. Whatever, no worries their. Elam probably won't miss more than, say, four kicks for the rest of the year, plus he showed he was money under pressure when the game was on the line.
Broncos stock: Rising, slightly. The Broncos pulled out a tough win on the road when their kicker cost them six points. Their defense showed up strong. They look to be a strong tier 2 AFC team.
Bills stock: Holding. What's up with Lee Evans getting 5 yards receiving? The Bills showed they aren't quite good enough to beat AFC playoff teams.
Steelers 34, Cleveland 7
The media is going bonkers over the Steelers after this win. Not me. Why? Because they played the Browns, the team that benched their starting quarterback partway through the game, then traded him during the following week. The Browns have a bit of talent, but overall that team is horrible. Credit to the Steelers for executing - lesser teams might do just enough to win - but still, it's the Browns. I don't buy Willie Parker as an every-down back. I'll wait to see how the Steelers do against the Bengals and the Ravens (are they playing the Bengals this week?).
The Browns.... just give Brady Quinn the damn ball. He seems like the kind of player that can learn while getting hit repeatedly (i.e. not Tim Couch). Take your lumps, get another high draft pick, and try for 6 wins in 2008.
Steelers stock: Holding. Thumping the Browns proves nothing.
Browns stock: Falling. Currently my worst team in the NFL. Silver lining - they can't do any worse than 'holding' next week.
Patriots 38, Jets 14
Now here's a game that makes me glad I waited to write this, because now I can talk about the Patriots video taping the Jets sidelines. Here's my take on this: I've heard that every single team in the NFL is trying to gain competitive advantages in every way possible, even if it means bending/breaking the rules. So, are the Patriots the only team doing this? No. Is this the only way the Patriots are 'cheating'? Probably not. Did it help them beat the Jets? Well, let's just say the video taping gained the Pats two extra touchdowns they wouldn't have otherwise got. That still has them winning by 10 points, so I think it's fair to say the Patriots are better than the Jets. However, the Patriots got caught after they (and every other NFL team) were explicitly warned not to do this. Incidents like this harm the NFL as a whole - just look at the comments by the Eagles about how they're now questioning why the Patriots did so much better in the second half of Super Bowl XXXIX. So commissioner Goddel has to come down hard, and he did, fining Bellichek $500k, fining the Patriots $250k, and taking away conditional draft picks (first round if they make the playoffs, second and third round if they don't).
Now, on to for the actual game. The Patriots looked as good as we all thought there were. Brady was able to stand in the pocket without fear of a Jets pass-rusher touching him. Moss probably had his best game of the season, as teams will probably double him for the rest of the year. Sammy Morris looks like a serviceable change-of-pace from Maroney (who didn't look that impressive). The Patriots are good, end of story. The Jets... I don't think this is their year. They were a great story last year, so there's a bit of sentiment that makes me want to think they're going to get better. Realistically, Pennington is not going to stay healthy, the offensive line is going to take time to gel, Thomas Jones won't be healthy for a couple of weeks, and the Jets are staring down 8-8 and no playoffs. One thing that could change this: Kellen Clemens sparking the Jets offense. I'll be paying attention to the game this week.
Patriots stock: Holding. It's tough to be any better than I thought the were going to be. Let's see how they do against the Chargers this week.
Jets stock: Falling, slightly. Like I said, sophomore slump.
Titans 13, Jaguars 10
What the hell happened to Jacksonville's defense? Are the Jaguars not the most bipolar team in the NFL? Never, ever, ever bet on, or against, this team. This week they gave up 282 rushing yards, and only 22 of those came from Vince Young. Huh? Meanwhile they rushed for all of 72 yards. Double Huh? I didn't see the game, but from the stats, this doesn't look like a David Garrard problem. This looks like a team problem. Fixable? Most likely. Garrard's passes were spread around to a bunch of receivers, though none went to Reggie Williams or Matt Jones. Maybe there's some promise there. But this is a tough home loss to swallow.
The Titans, on the other hand, have got to be ecstatic. Who is Chris Brown? I read he was supposed to be the feature back a few years back but didn't step up enough to win the job, so Travis Henry was brought in. Maybe now is his time. LenDale White will tandem with Brown, and suddenly Travis Henry may not be missed. Of course, the Titans can't rely on 282 rushing yards each week, so if they're going to do anything they'll have to do better than 78 passing yards. Still, holding the Jaguars to 10 points is impressive, and that defense is only going to get better by bringing in Bryce Fisher from Seattle.
Titans stock: Rising. I don't think they're good enough to be a playoff team, but they could definitely challenge.
Jaguars stock: Falling, slightly. This was a disappointing performance, but it's just week 1, and they could respond.
Texans 20, Chiefs 3
Welcome to the school of hard knocks, Kansas City. You have no offensive line, and you're in for a really long year. Granted, LJ had only 10 carries, but that doesn't make up for the rest of your offense sucking. Damon Huard has no receivers sans Tony Gonzalez. Just image how much worse this game would have gone if Croyle had been quarterbacking.
The Titans look like a sleeper. Matt Schaub looks good, Andre Johnson looks good, the running backs look sufficient. Don't sleep on the Texans.
Texans stock: Rising. Lots of potential here.
Chiefs stock: Falling. Teams will look forward to playing Kansas City this year.
Bengals 27, Ravens 20
This game kind of reminded me of the last Super Bowl - poorly played, but in an exciting way. The Bengals defense looks good enough to keep them in games, and their offense looks great enough to win games. The Bengals season is all about two things: How will their offensive line hold up, and how good can their young defense be. Both looked fine Monday night.
The Ravens, on the other hand, looked old. This may be the year they go from 'veteran' to 'old'. McNair had three lost fumbles and one interception. Oh, and he got knocked out of the game and couldn't lead his team when it counted. Nice job from their fearless leader. The Ravens have a lot of questions that weren't answered. How long will Jonathan Ogden be out? The Ravens already have a new left guard. If that offensive line can't hold up, the offense is going to crumble. Last thought: How good is Ed Reed, and how classy was his punt return touchdown 'celebration' of immediately circling the pilon and running back to the bench. Granted, he had to get oxygen so that he could go back on defense, but still. That guy is all business, all class.
Week one is a fun week, just because power rankings are the most volatile after this week than any other week of the season. The big winners this week: Indianapolis, Carolina, Tennessee, Pittsburgh. The big losers this week: All of the NFC west except the Seahawks, Atlanta, Baltimore. The race has started. Let's see who jumped out to early leads.
AFC Division front runners:
East - Patriots. Duh.
North - Bengals. A win over Baltimore is more impressive than a win over Cleveland.
South - Colts. Duh.
West - Chargers. Not overly impressive, but certainly better than Denver.
AFC Wilcard standings:
1. Steelers
2. Broncos
3. Ravens
4. Jets
5. Texans
6. Jaguars
7. Titans
NFC Division front runners:
East - Philadelphia. By default.
North - Chicago. Green Bay is close though.
South - Carolina. Really not impressed by the Saints.
West - Seahawks.
NFC Wildcard standings
1. Packers
2. Cowboys
3. Saints
4. Giants
5. 49ers
6. Lions
See you tomorrow to pick the some winners.